homerthompson:

So my flight to Sydney leaves at like 9am.

But not from Melbourne airport like I thought. It leaves from Avalon airport.

Which is like, two hours away.

Which means I have to get up at like 5.00 to allow an hour for my dad to fuck around with his iPhone and facebook before we leave.

And on top…

Who are you interviewing?

(Source: elizabethbanner)